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Emo Philips

COMEDIAN

US comic known for the phrase "I'm a great lover, I'll bet" who often employs paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone. He released his fourth comedy album, "E=mo² plus the Entire Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatr

  • When was
    Emo Philips born?

    Emo Philips was born on Tuesday, February 7, 1956

  • Where was
    Emo Philips born?

    Emo Philips was born in Chicago, IL

  • How old is
    Emo Philips?

    Emo Philips is 68

  • How much is Emo Philips worth?

    Emo Philips is worth $3 Million


Best Quotes

  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  • I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'
  • My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

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