Ally McBeal

Ally McBeal

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy | Released: 1997-2002

Ally McBeal and Billy Thomas were going steady throughout their childhoods. Ally even followed Billy to Harvard law school despite having no interest in law. But when Billy chose to pursue ... See full summary??

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Ally McBeal Quotes

  • Ling Woo: Nelle is like a sister; when she's in pain, I throw up!
  • Rabbi Stern: Are you always such a bitchy little thing?
    Ally McBeal: Bitchy?
    Rabbi Stern: Coming in here, insulting the Talmud, insulting me!
    Ally McBeal: What kind of rabbi calls somebody bitchy?
    Rabbi Stern: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
    Ally McBeal: 'Cause I'm bitchy? God has no love for the bitchy?
    Rabbi Stern: Get out.
  • [Fishism]
    Richard Fish: John, if you don't like who you are, if you're truly unhappy with your life, it only means you're ready to have children.
  • [Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair]
    Ally McBeal: It's official: I HATE her!
  • Ally McBeal: Here I am, the victim of my own choices. And I'm just starting.
  • Ally McBeal: Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.
  • Ally McBeal: Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction.
  • Ally McBeal: Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
  • Ally McBeal: When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.
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