Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Willow: The smell will lead us to the potential.
Xander: Or some poor soul who ate too many chimichangas.


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Buffy: I'm Buffy. I'm new.
Xander: Xander. Is - is me. Hi.
Buffy: Um, thanks.
Xander: Well, uh, maybe I'll see you around... maybe at school... since we... both... go there.
Buffy: Great! It was nice to meet you. [walks away]
Xander: We both go to school. Very suave. Very not pathetic.


Buffy: [to Giles] To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. Why am I still talking to you?


Buffy: I gotta stop him before he unleashes unholy havoc and it's just another Tuesday night in Sunnydale.

Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier; a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing.

Gage Petronzi: What a psycho bitch, man.
Angelus: [Angelus comes out from behind a pile of crates] Gotta be talking about Buffy.
Gage Petronzi: [stops and faces him] How'd you know?
Angelus: Uh, she and I... had this thing once. Biggest mistake of my life.
Gage Petronzi: Yeah. My condolences, dude. [turns and goes]
Angelus: [follows] She's a real head-tripper.
Gage Petronzi: Tell me about it. Girl acts like she's God's gift or something.
Angelus: Who is she? The Chosen One?
Gage Petronzi: Exactly.
Angelus: You know, what she really needs is for someone to really knock her down off her notches.
Gage Petronzi: Yeah, that'd be sweet. Anyone in mind?
Angelus: You're in luck, my friend. [Gage turns to look at Angelus and sees that he has disappeared]
Angelus: Just so happens... [Gage turns back quickly and sees Angelus standing there in front of him in his game face]
Angelus: ... I'm recruiting. [Gage looks horrified as Angelus grabs him and bites his neck]
Gage Petronzi: No! [Buffy strolls out of the Bronze and hears Gage's screams]
Gage Petronzi: Ah! Somebody! Help! Ah! Help! Ah! Ah! Get him off me! Help! Ah! [She rushes to his aid. Cut to Angelus. He drops Gage and begins to spit out his blood. He wipes his mouth and spits some more. Buffy comes running around the corner, and just as he looks up she does a roundhouse kick to his face. He isn't fazed, and just looks at her. She pulls out the stick holding her hair up and holds it ready to stake him as her hair falls down around her face]
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Lothos: [Buffy holds up a cross] This is your defense? Puh-lease. Your puny faith?
Buffy: No. [the cross ignites in flames and she tosses the cap off a hairspray can]
Buffy: My keen fashion sense. [she sprays the flames, shooting them at his face]

Riley Finn: Hey, Buffy. What's up?
Buffy: Riley, look. Aren't they beautiful?
Riley Finn: Yeah, they're nice. A little dressy maybe, for school, but...
Buffy: Riley.
Riley Finn: Buffy?
Buffy: I really like you. I hope you know that you mean a lot to me, and if things were different...
Buffy: Different than what?
Buffy: I want you to promise me that we can always be friends. And I'd really like you to be there on the day.
Riley Finn: The day when...
Buffy: The wedding.
Riley Finn: The wedding. What wedding?
Buffy: My wedding. I'm getting married. Can you believe it?
Riley Finn: I don't think no is a strong enough word.
Buffy: I know. It's crazy.
Buffy: I mean, we fought for all these years and then... Sometimes you just look at someone and you know, you know?
Riley Finn: No.
Buffy: I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about each other.
Riley Finn: Can we start again?
Buffy: You'll really like him. Well, nobody really likes him.
Riley Finn: I need to clear a few things up.
Buffy: I don't even really like him.
Riley Finn: Buffy.
Buffy: But I love him. I do.

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