Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry David: One thing I admire about Hitler - he never took any shit from magicians. [...] [imitating Hitler] Where is the rabbit? Show me the rabbit!


Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"


Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?


Larry David: I know my sources. Sophia Loren was once a source.


Krazee-Eyez Killa: So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my ****? Opening your ****ing trap and flapping your lip. Don't **** with me nigga or you gonna get dropped. I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop. If you say anything, you'll beg me to die, 'cause I'll make you suck my dick then I'll nut in your eye. I'll stomp on your world as if my name was Godzilla. I'm coming for you mother ****er, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa.

Krazee-Eyez Killa: Wanda ain't gon' find out ****! This between... you my nigga, right? This between me and you!
Larry: Yes, I'm your nigger.

Larry: I can't believe this guy's converting. Why's he doing that? You guys come to our side, we don't go to your side. Yeah. Jews don't convert. I'm really surprised.
Cheryl David: Well, you know what, if he didn't convert she wouldn't marry him. I know that about Becky, she's very... she's very passionate about her religion.
Larry: Why do Christians take everything so personally with Christ, ya know? It's like not only do you have to worship him, you want everybody to. It's like I like lobster. Do I go around pushing lobster on people? Do I say you must like lobster? "Eat lobster, it's good, it's good!" It's not only where you live, you go to Africa, you travel all over the world, "Eat lobster! Have some more lobster, it's good."
Cheryl David: I don't really think it's the same...
Larry: "WE WANT YOU TO HAVE LOBSTER!"
Cheryl David: Lobster and religion, I really don't see the similarities.

Man: Are you Jewish?
Larry David: You want to check my penis?

Richard Lewis: [after Larry asks for his meditating style back] No, you can't be an East Indian giver.

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