Genre: Crime, Drama, History | Released: 2004-2006

A show set in the late 1800s, revolving around the characters of Deadwood, South Dakota; a town of deep corruption and crime.

Stars of this Series

Deadwood Quotes

  • Jack McCall: Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere? I mean how stupid do you think I am?
    Bill Hickok: I don't know, I just met you.
  • Seth Bullock: We got chamber pots to sell ya. And if you don't know what one of those is, the man livin' next to you will appreciate your findin' out.
  • Merrick: [To Charlie about Wild Bill Hickok] What a grand surprise. I never thought he'd live long enough for me to meet him.
  • Al Swearengen: Well, I guess when it starts pissin' rain in here, you know who to blame, huh? Now, I know word's circulatin' Indians killed a family on the Spearfish Road. Now it's not for me to tell anyone in this camp what to do, as much as I don't want more people gettin' their throats cut, scalps lifted or any other godless thing that these godless bloodthirsty heathens do. Or even if someone wants to ride out in darkest night. But I will tell you this. I'd use tonight to get myself organized. Ride out in the morning clear-headed. And startin' tomorrow morning, I will offer a personal $50 bounty for every decapitated head of as many of these godless heathen cocksuckers as anyone can bring in. Tomorrow. With no upper limit! That's all I say on that subject, 'cept next round's on the house. And God rest the souls of that poor family. And pussy's half price, next 15 minutes.
  • Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?
    Judge: No.
    Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.
  • Al Swearengen: Be in my joint in two hours, we're forming a ****in' government.
  • Al Swearengen: Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head, rob 'em, and throw their bodies in the creek.
    Cy Tolliver: But that would be wrong.
  • Al Swearengen: Welcome to ****ing Deadwood!
  • Doc Cochran: I see as much misery outta them movin' to justify theirselves as them that set out to do harm.
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