Dexter

Dexter Quotes

Dexter: [voiceover] Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen.


Mike Donovan: I couldn't help myself. I couldn't. Please, you have to understand.
Dexter: Trust me, I definitely understand. See, I can't help myself either. But children? I could never do that. Not like you. Never … ever … kids.
Mike Donovan: Why?
Dexter: I have standards.


Dexter: [voiceover] Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I'm a very neat monster.


Dexter: [voiceover] Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge. Other times it helps me control the chaos.


Arthur Mitchell: Nice work Julio. Especially on such short notice.
Julio: Por favor... the paint the paint. It needs more dry! Tres horas mas!... shit!

Dee Dee: Dexter, wanna see my new dance?
Dexter: No.
Dee Dee: It's called "the fanciful unicorn".
Dexter: Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.
Dee Dee: Oh, yeah? Like you know any dances, Dexter. [Dexter turns on a boombox; techno music plays]
Dexter: [doing the robot dance] Yes, it is called "the robot".
Dee Dee: Word.

Dexter Morgan: [Dexter's mobile rings while he is dumping Little Chino in several garbage bags into the Gulf Stream; he answers.] Hey, you.
Rita Bennett: [trying to sound as firm as possible] I need to see you.
Dexter Morgan: Uh... [I'm]
Dexter Morgan: just dropping somebody off, can it wait?
Rita Bennett: [managing to sound firm] No, it can't.
Dexter Morgan: Alright then. [closes mobile]

Dexter Morgan: [narrating] With the solve rate for murders at about twenty percent, Miami is a great place for me. A great place for me to hone my craft. Viva Miami.

Mandark: Now open up, rampaging monster, and let the RAYS shine in!

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