Entourage

Entourage Quotes

Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.
Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!


Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!


Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Drama: What?


[The guys are talking about their "first time."]
Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.


Ari Gold: I thought you already were his manager. Because believe me I would not put up with this much **** from anyone who wasn't.
Eric: Yeah, I know I am, but I want to do it for real, you know? I want to have the conversation, lock it in.
Ari Gold: So you come to me for advice. I'm gonna ****ing cry. All right, here's what you do. You deal with talent the same way that you deal with women. You have to make them believe that they need you more then you need them.
Eric: He doesn't need me that much.
Ari Gold: Of course he doesn't need you. You're ****ing worthless. I could get a million morons to come in here and do the job. That's not the point.
Eric: Then what is the point, Ari?
Ari Gold: The point is that he is an insecure ****, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into royalty baby. You know it. Now you just gotta be thankful, and wear the crown.

Ari Gold: Got Milf?

Eric: [talking to Vincent, after a director does a rewrite on the Queens Boulevard script] He's got you blowing a guy on page 26!

Lloyd: [after Ari is fired from the Agency] You will bounce back from this Ari Gold.
Ari Gold: I drove to work in a 80 thousand dollar mercedes, im driving home in a prop car from the fast and the furious, I just don't see it.

Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the **** wants a hand job?

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