Freaks and Geeks

Freaks and Geeks

Genre: Comedy, Drama | Released: 1999-2000

A high school mathlete starts hanging out with a group of burnouts while her younger brother navigates his freshman year.

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Freaks and Geeks Quotes

  • Daniel: You guys know Lindsay?
    Nick: Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right?
    Lindsay: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
    Ken: I don't know. What are you gonna do?
  • Neal: [to Sam] The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen "Star Wars" 27 times. You do the math.
  • Mr. Rosso: You're our best mathlete.
    Lindsay: Please don't say that.
  • Nick: Check it out man, that's uh 14 mounted toms, 8 floor toms, 4 splashes, 2 gongs, 10 cowbells , 4 rides, 5 snares, a rototom rack, and it's all mounted on my infamous quadruple kick drum system. Six more pieces and I got a bigger set than Neil Peart from Rush, yeah.
    Lindsay: That's great Nick.
    Nick: Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But you've gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do. And for me, it's my drum kit, man. This is my passion. This is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost, too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find your reason for living. You've gotta find your big, gigantic drum kit.
  • Bill Haverchuck: Fredericks, you're a turd... a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts... butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky t-turd!
  • Bill Haverchuck: He thinks being the Dungeon Master gives him the license to mess with our heads.
    Harris Trinsky: Oh, I'm Sorry. Perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you.
  • Harold Weir: [holding up his thumb] You think I don't know what this means? I know, Lindsay! It means, Hey, stranger! Please lock me in your car, drive me to God knows where and *murder me*!
  • Kim Kelly: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and throw it over that fence.
  • Kim Kelly: He made out with Wendy Franklin at the Laser Dome. And now he wants to go there with me?
    Lindsay Weir: So... are you going?
    Kim Kelly: Well, yeah. What else am I gonna do?
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