Mr. Show with Bob and David

Mr. Show with Bob and David Quotes

Moe Phelps and his crew: We are a collection of jackasses.

[singing]
Bob and David: I don't care what you say/ We're going on a holiday.

Bob: When you came here, your heads were filled with soup. When you leave here, your mind will be like... a steel trap. A steel trap with the bloody foot of law caught in it, crying for its mommy.

Bob: Every time a cast member swears, they have to put a nickel in the swearing jar.
David: [drops a nickel into an already full jar] The money goes to Swears For Cares, an non-profit organization committed to raising money through swearing.
Bob: So hopefully, we'll make a little difference.
David: [holds up a nickel] A little *****ing* difference.

David: I'll tell you where they are. They're out there laughing. Laughing at you. They're laughing at the big, fat asshole.

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