The Sopranos

The Sopranos

Genre: Crime, Drama | Released: 1999-2007

New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano deals with personal and professional issues in his home and business life that affect his mental state, leading him to seek professional psychiatric counseling.

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The Sopranos Quotes

  • Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya?... You remember Johnny? Johnny Boy, your kid brother?... This thing of ours?
    Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: I was involved in that?
    Tony Soprano: Yeah. You and my Dad. You two ran North Jersey.
    Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: We did?
    Tony Soprano: Yeah.
    Corrado 'Junior' Soprano: Hm. Well, that's nice.
  • [playing Monopoly]
    Janice Soprano: [reading card aloud] "Second prize in a beauty contest collect $10." Go ahead, make your stupid joke.
    Tony Soprano: I got nothing to say.
    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Think I'll buy a railroad.
    Tony Soprano: A German shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize.
    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Oh! You're talkin' about my wife.
    Tony Soprano: You married her.
    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: It's my home. No more talkin' like that.
    Janice Soprano: It's OK, Bobby.
    Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.
    Tony Soprano: Alright, you know, Jan, he's right. I'm sorry. I crossed the line. I apologize. Won't happen again.
    Tony Soprano: [quietly begins singing "Under the Boardwalk"] Under the Boardwalk. With a schlong in Jan's mouth. Under the... [Bobby punches Tony in the face. The two have a fistfight]
  • Anika: How do you know Peter?
    Tony Soprano: Who Peter? Beansie? An old friend from the neighborhood.
    Anika: So the other guy, the one with the white hair thingies, what's his name again?
    Tony Soprano: Paulie. [grimaces]
    Anika: Right. What is he, like, your best friend?
    Tony Soprano: He say that?
    Anika: I just figured the way he was talking. Honestly, I thought he was your dad at first.
    Tony Soprano: There was a time when I wished he was. He used to work for my dad.
    Anika: I know he told me.
    Tony Soprano: [looks angry]
  • Carmela Soprano: Tony, these kids need a father!
    Tony Soprano: They got one, Tony Soprano!
  • Junior Soprano: [watching 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' starring Larry David, whom he resembles] What am I doing on television?
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