I Love Lucy

I Love Lucy Quotes

• Lucy, you've got some 'splainin to do!
• Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai!
• Lucy, what do you have to say for yourself?
• And as I recall, it was till death do us part. That event is about to take place right now!!
• Mira que tiene cosa la mujer esta... (Look what this woman has done...)
• Mira que tiene cosa la loco mujer esta... (Look what this crazy woman has done...)




Ethel: Sing something.
Ricky: I couldn't.
Lucy: Let's neck.
Ricky: Wait a minute, I'll sing.


Ethel: We can always call the zoo and order a couple of dancing bears.


Fred: Yeah with all that champagne, even Ethel might look good.


Ethel Mertz: I refuse to go anywhere with someone who thinks I am a hippopotamus.
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, is this true?
Lucy Ricardo: No, I just implied that she was a little hippy... though she has got the biggest potamus I've ever seen.

Lucy Ricardo: [in charge of operetta to benefit the club she and Ethel are in, which doesn't know that there is no money in its account because Lucy has been borrowing from it] Well, we could save money by writing the operetta ourselves.
Ethel Mertz: We? Who's we?
Lucy Ricardo: We is Ethel Romberg and Lucy Friml, that's who we is.

Ricky Ricardo: I don't like that tone. You are thinking again.
Lucy Ricardo: There's no law about me going to Romanov's. Perhaps maybe stopping by your table and...
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, if I so much as see your face at Romanov's, I'm gonna wrap you up in brown paper and mail you back to New York. And that's an ultimatum.
Ethel Mertz: An ultimatum? I'm not surprised.
Lucy Ricardo: I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.

Ricky Ricardo: Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's actin' crazy.
Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?

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